A quickie in the spirit of the season. Is there any egg nog left?
If there's a war on Christmas, then they haven't heard the news
down there at the mega-mall, where credit cards are flying
Your neighbor with the Trump yard sign may say he's got the blues
because the courthouse manger scene is gone despite his trying
to shoehorn his religion into every nook and cranny
But people are still partying and having a good time
and doubtless Jesus would approve our annual hootenanny
The holiday was stolen from our happy pagan pals
Who frolicked in the forum with their togas all askew
So do not worry much if there are certain guys and gals
Who prefer to worship other gods with skin a different hue
Because Christmas is a holiday they all can share with you.