Penguin really wants to learn to write but his flippers prove to be slippery.
Mum: 5’2″, (mid) 30s
Special Skills: fixing things with sticky tape, finding lost toys, bedtime stories, squeezing into play gyms, the ability to hear “need a wee” from 3 miles away.
Writing: picture books
Kids: 2 & 4
Special skills: breaking things, losing toys, delaying bedtime, getting stuck in play gyms, needing a wee when least convenient.
Average bums wiped per day (BWPD): 5
Average tantrums per hour (TPA): 3
Juice consumed to spillage ratio: 3:1
Average noise level: 95dB (louder than a truck but not quite as loud as a snowmobile)