Man Discovers Neighbor's Grass is Greener
"His grass may be a bit greener than mine."
I'm the writer of the book Insane-O-Tron, a hilarious trip into the absurd and surreal. I write funny, crazy stories with twists and turns you will never see coming. I just want to make you laugh.
BEACH PEBBLES HAVE FEELINGS TOO
This stone is enjoying personal recognition at last,
After a long existence as mere debris or strata:
Feeling the warmth of my fingers soft against her sandy skin,
Relishing the coming evening conversation with her fellow stones
As they discuss the stranger who picked one of them up
And talked with her in hushed tones in the rain,
Washing her in the small lip-lapping waves nearby to admire the better
Her purples and brown, as he did years ago when he was a child.
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