Novelist, humorist, beer snob. Author of Truth or Bare, 2007 and It's Girl Scout Cookie Time For Lesbians and Abortionists, 2013. Blogs at www.richardcahill.net
Jesus Has Dinner with His Parents
by Richard Cahill
Fashion? Guys Don't Need No Stinking Fashion
We males think we look smooth the way we are.
Satan Says Trump Trying to Wriggle Out of Deal For His Soul
Even Lucifer can't get Trump to pay up
Getting to Mars is Definitely Not Half the Fun
The trip to our dumpy neighbor planet is almost as bad as having to stay there.
I Don't Kick Dogs
I know I said I did on a hot mike. But I don't. All these people who are saying that I did kick their dogs are liars.
NASA is the Zodiac Killer
NASA has now upped its claim to being the US government’s most annoying agency by changing everyone’s zodiacal sign.
Low Rent Philosophy on the Net
Long ago, some wise scientists decided to find all the idiots in the world and give them keyboards. Thus, the Internet was born.
Is Reality TV Keeping Advanced Aliens From Contacting Us?
The aliens are just receiving their first images of Mama June. Don't expect them anytime soon.
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