Devil Got My Phone

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They say the Devil is in the details, but sometimes I think he might be in my phone. This poem was inspired by 'technical difficulties' I encountered during a cellphone conversation with a friend.


Why is my phone not ringing? I know people must be trying to get through!

Devil got my phone

I had five bars, now three bars, now just one...aaarrrrggggghhhhhh!!!

Devil got my phone

"Can you say that again? There's all kinds of background noise...what? Hello?"

Devil got my phone

Man, I thought I looked better than that, and had just one chin. This camera phone is broken!

Devil got my phone

Wow, butt dialed my boss again!

Devil got my phone

Awwww man, just sent that very personal SMS in group conversation mode!

Devil got my phone

Shoulders gave checked my automatic...wait, what? Should have checked my Autocorrect!

Devil got my phone

Oh snap! Did not mean to post that photo to Instagram!

Devil got my phone

I swear I never downloaded that app.

Devil got my phone

Was about to say something really important...

Devil got my phone


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