Standing desk craze and the associated behaviors
Few office pieces are quite as grotesque,
As the ghastly vision of the standing desk,
Gangly structures with residents who crow,
"Sitting is the new smoking, don't you know?"
My neighbor says his health is improving,
Then frowns at me, his nod disapproving,
But the most annoying since this trend came around?
Each time I look up I see him, looking back down.