Just what this country needs, levity and more aroma...
My intent was amusement, it could go either way.
Time spent in perusement of of prime presidential parlay.
An event of a choosing, we must have our say,
but, I'm bent on boozing, seeing this havoc at play.
It can't be that hard, just don't tell us lies!
There's scant few so smart and so much that applies.
We're a pretty good lot, when we see your team tries,
but fear, pity we've not, for where the fan feces flies.
So at odds and divided, methinks there's no hope.
Wodka and olives imbibed, I drinks to each dope.
Then a write in! A draft in with a nautical scope!
A knight in black and white skin, vote for this fish philanthrope!