Rhyme of the Ocarina of Time (N64)

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  In Kokiri forest find that shield and short dagger    talk with your flirtatious fairy she has all that magical swagger    power, intimidation, imagination she stacks rupees just like a fort tower    Deku s...

 

In Kokiri forest find that shield and short dagger 

 

talk with your flirtatious fairy she has all that magical swagger 

 

power, intimidation, imagination she stacks rupees just like a fort tower 

 

Deku shields be burning n’ bombs exploding 

 

stomachs churning at the sight of skull children turning into stone spiders,

 

 

use your boomerang like a hang glider 

 

don’t waste Lon Lon milk drink apple cider 

 

 

collect all heart pieces and level up your rank 

 

no use to save up on rupees this game has no bank 

 

continue your quest get all the 3 gem stones 

 

fight parasitic arachnids, inferno beasts even a shocking tentacle cyclone 

 

 

Collect all your weapons of choice used for all quests 

 

meet the love of your life, Zelda, now she’s the best 

 

play the ocarina of time n’ meet Ganandorf the Dork 

 

But if you fight him as a kid he will roast you like bbq pork 

 

take the master sword of truth and saber his head like a champagne cork 

 

 

Infiltrate indoctrinate Hylian society 

 

collect all the heart pieces and you better keep fighting 

 

need to collect skulltula for big wallets and a heart piece 

 

would like to get a rumble pack please 

 

after 15 years these damn things are just a inconsistent tease 

 

bought magic beans for just 10 ruppies a piece but he be hustling and bustling all day 

 

til he runs out after nine purchases this time of may 

 

planted all seeds drank a bottle of mead n’ got drunk on my triforce piece

 

I’ma balla with a hard on for my Zora Fiance as she completes my ABC’s 

 

Will you marry me you are the bee’s knees 

 

I got to hold you for a whole quest and you kept complaining 

 

you just wanted a kiss i just wanted the blue gem for confiscating 

 

Betta marry salon she was a dope ass chick 

 

without her I would be walking Epona is so slick 

 

 

Sun song a zombie so he doesn’t drain your heart 

 

better use the song of storms get the lens of truth and see those that lurk in the dark 

 

if you mess with me i am llnk the savior of Hyrule 

 

I will attack you with all my triforce you better, you better Die you 

 

I was born in Hyrule but lived in secrecy away from that society 

 

my whitie tities are green but can also change to red or blue 

 

depends on my style, climate or who i Subdue 

 

 

I got a bighorn sword to decapitate a giant 

 

I have my bunny shoes to levitate I’m defying science 

 

forming all these alliances destroying all the tyrants 

 

I’m not defiant but I serve my own client 

 

 

Zelda, my client, my love now she’s the boss 

 

she was with me the whole time in disguise under a cloth 

 

sheik she was but zelda oh my 

 

what can I do as I cannot lie 

 

But nonetheless we will have a good time 

 

and I’ll save you every time I fight Ganandorf again n’ again 

 

as Zelda, my love you are a 10 out of 10 

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