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The big galoot deserves his own fresh song, not recycled 70's hits.

Giving us the business

Wretched businessman

Redefining arrogance

As akin to élan

Carve your name on failure

A blow-hound artisan

All work done by others

The master race’s plan

Wall off food providers

The rapey Mexican

Protect bleach blond family

From black roots African

Afraid of growing darkness

A spray-on orangeish tan

Winning the beauty pageant

Ugly American

Borrow lots of money

To pay it back would suck

The best way to avoid it

Is to do the Trump duck

Hide it in an offshore

Remain resolute

Should they try to get it back

Your lawyers will bring suit

Point out he never pays back

An effort to defame

To prove his pride in ownership

He stamps it with his name

He comes to grips with women

Impressed with his game

The good girls keep their mouths shut

Like every classy dame

The cheap whores cash in on it

Upon them lies the blame

And though he can’t deny it

To point it out, for shame!

Borrow lots of money

To pay it back would suck

The best way to avoid it

Is to do the Trump duck

Hide it in an offshore

Remain resolute

Should they try to get it back

Your lawyers will bring suit

Now everyone’s a critic

It’s not anti-Semitic

It’s Muslims not just Arabs

That are subject to his edict

An airhead analytic

Ideas not too politic

Big tits over bare abs

Results not hard to predict

Low standards hypocritic

To lenders parasitic  

Trumps beef comes in rare slabs

Blood flow to brain will restrict

Deep thinking neophytic

Thought process is arthritic

Not head lice but hair crabs

Like people hard to evict

Borrow lots of money

To pay it back would suck

The best way to avoid it

Is to do the Trump duck

Hide it in an offshore

Remain resolute

Should they try to get it back

Your lawyers will bring suit

 

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