One of my attempts at light verse.
Gnat Woodlouse could not care a termite
about a maggot or an ant,
or for any other insect more obscure,
for which the evidence is scant,
and when the female primate owner of the house
turned the electric light bulb on at night,
he wriggled on the bathroom floor,
quite safe, for only spiders
gave female primates a fright,
but when he compared himself to a camel,
he felt such a small isopod fool,
for a camel who chews a cucumber
is the ultimate in cool.