A playful take on the presumptive GOP nominee


Much worse than death by disease

Or daily addiction to sleaze

Is to wake up and find 

You're plum out of your mind

For you've caught a case of DTs. 


Did being locked up in deep-freeze

Make you shake then shiver and wheeze? 

No, the gruff nominee

Of the stunned G.O.P.

Is the reason you've got the DTs.


Prefer to be stung by queen bees,

To go bonkers scratching from fleas,

Than eke out four years

In a stupor of fears

Tormented by chronic DTs.


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