From: "Five Score More Tales of Lore from Offshore with Mythic Fish Mischief Galore". (unpublished)
"Aroma and levity!", this pernicious cat barks.
Sea foam and brevity in my fishy snarks.
I comb the seas spilling krill-killing remarks,
and poems so thrilling, I'm repelling these sharks.
Maybe you've noticed, I like to rhyme,
and my antics and mind divine maritime.
But left dead and unread, they aren't worth words to a mime.
In the end it's you, friend, that's been slimed by my crime.
When my soul is expansive, I troll unconfined.
Patrolling the banks, opened wide, mouth and mind.
On your pics and written wit, my dining's inclined,
then swiftly flit to consider it and spit what I've refined.