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The gentle techniques of a boss informing his team they didn't meet expectations

My colleague scribbled quickly, “what are we gonna do?”

“Because I didn’t prepare a summary slide, did you?”

The answer was no and we were all at a loss,

Staring back into the cold, dark glare from our boss,

“Preparation, attention, on these things I insist,

“Right now I’m not only disappointed, I’m p*ssed,

We’re lazy, an epidemic which is company-wide,

It’s time you comport yourself with some professional pride,

This Friday you have failed, this was a pathetic display,

Submit reports when you leave, enjoy your next couple of days!”

Normally when the weekend comes I am ready,

But my boss sends me off feeling anxious & sweaty.

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