Bed Box

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One quiet day in a high street bed store ...

 

 

Boredom, extreme boredom

Customers, few and far between

Sales, none existent

The bed box, excruciating.

 

Business, our’s to develop

Fulfilment, not in control

Customer service, inadequate

The bed box, excruciating

 

Twenty-six beds, to promote

Targets, wildly optimistic

Key performance indicators, of concern

The bed box, excruciating

 

Front doors, ajarring

Mood music, same day in, day out

Fan heaters, blasting

The bed box, excruciating

 

Health and safety, monitoring

Administration checklist, complete

Daily sales tracker, what none?

The bed box, excruciating

 

Reselection after delivery, unsatisfactory

Self-assembly, dissatisfaction

Failed delivery, abuse

The bed box, excruciating

 

A pillow, wow a sale

Showroom Clearance, too much discount

Returning customer, too much choice

The bed box, excruciating

 

Browser, previewer, ideas, no commitment

Demonstration, partner, might not approve

The undecided sofa bed man, again

The bed box, excruciating

 

A mattress no longer just a mattress

Sprung slats, will they snap?

Divan sets, old-fashioned

The bed box, excruciating

 

Basic pay, insufficient

Driven by commission, if sufficient volume

Minimum wage, best hoped for

The bed box, excruciating

 

Facebook, insults galore

Twitter, ranting continues

Consumer TV complaint, probable

The bed box, excruciating

 

Internal staff email, a disgrace

Directors, unapologetic

Customers, subjugated by greed

The bed box, excruciating

 

Back to gazing, movement in the street

Talent wasted, time slowly slipping by

Value in life, diminishing

The bed box, excruciating

 

Mental health, scarred

There must be more, something to do

Let me out, let me out

This excruciating bed box!

 

 

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