A short phone call sums up a couple's relationship.
MARK: Jill, it's Mark, I'm outside. Are you ready?
JILL: I'll be another half an hour.
MARK: Bloody Hell! We're supposed to be there by eight.
JILL: I've just got to get dressed.
MARK: Dressed! How can you not be dressed yet?
JILL: Well I've been rushing around haven't I? What do you think I should wear?
MARK: I don't know — whatever you want. What do you normally wear?
JILL: Well I've got that blue dress...
MARK: Yeah that'll do.
JILL: But it's, well, you know...
JILL: It's just that I saw myself in Charley's wedding video the other day and...
MARK: And what?
JILL: Well I thought it made my bum look big.
MARK: Oh God!
JILL: What do you think? Do you think that dress makes my bum look big?
MARK: It's not the dress that makes your bum look big it's your poor diet and lack of exercise. Just put it on and get down here!
JILL: What? I can't believe you just said that.
MARK: Look, you've got a great arse — okay?
JILL: I can't believe you think my bum looks big.
MARK: You make it sound like a bad thing.
JILL: How else is it supposed to sound? You never mentioned it before.
MARK: Look you've got a great body — God knows I've told you often enough.
JILL: I don't want to go now.
JILL: They're your friends not mine.
MARK: Well don't put yourself out!
JILL: I won’t!
MARK: Look, I thought you liked my friends.
JILL: I think you think more of your friends than you think of me.
MARK: Jill, I love you, okay? I've told you that often enough haven't I? I don't want you to do anything you don't want to do okay? I want to make you happy Jill, that's all I want. Nothing is more important to me than that — not my friends, not anything.
JILL: Tell me again what a great body I've got.
JILL: Do you really think I've got a great body?
MARK: Well yes — I just said so didn't I?
JILL: Well why don't you come up and prove it?
JILL: Come up… and show me.
MARK: Well I suppose if we're not going to the party, we have got a couple of hours to kill...
JILL: It'll take more than a couple of hours for what I've got in mind...
MARK: I'll be right up.