The Bigger The Map



Without wanting to give too much away, this is a short story which throws chaos, emotional turmoil and transient characters at a confused and slightly unreliable narrator. What lead to the point of the opening sentence (which begins with "And") is not clear, but it obviously wasn't pretty.

And so we found ourselves, at the end of an exhausting day, lying down in a suburban London Bed & Breakfast not far from where my grandmother had once lived. The amber street light outside bled through a gap in the curtains, so I could make out small amounts of detail in the minimal light- Anna’s arm arching around my back on to my chest, and the faint traces of summer freckles creeping up towards her wrist. I could also see the faded hints of flowers on the uncomfortably off-white wallpaper, like faint splashes of Ribena that nobody had been considerate enough to clean off.

Aside from the noise of the odd passing car, the silence was uncomfortable – unexpected even – for a grotty Bed & Breakfast. I decided to break it by talking, which had not usually been a good policy at many points in the last few months.

“I’m sorry for the way I’ve been behaving lately,” I began.
“I know, I know”, she replied gently.
“This isn’t me really, you know, it’s just that I’m ill,” I continued.
“I know, I know,” she repeated.
“Everyone says so,” I added, sensing rare sympathy from her. “It’s generally agreed”. “I know,” she said again.

The simple repetition of her words and the noise of her gentle breathing was hypnotic. I had grown used to the metronomic noise of the grand-daughter clock we owned in our Bristol flat. When Anna first moved in, she demanded I let it wind down, as it left her unable to sleep. Once I had let it run its course, though, I found I couldn’t sleep myself – I needed the reassurance of its mathematical precision, the certainty of its rhythm. Without it, I felt afraid, wide open to chaos. Right now, her breath and repetitive platitudes were taking its place.

“And this is a fresh start,” I said. “Once we get to Australia, we can rest for as long as we want, and I can recuperate. I just want to give it a couple more weeks in England, just to check I don’t need to see the doctor again.”
“I know,” she said wearily. “I know.”

“But things are definitely going to change”.
“I know,” she replied again, and moved her hand slowly around to touch my face. I felt her fingers pulling gently at my eyelids, and the palm of her hand brushing my nose. I had forgotten how tired I really was, and her hands felt like a rubbery foam oozing into every orifice. Sleep rushed in, plugging my ears and eyes, making me oblivious to everything. Before I went under, I had the nagging doubt, a strange suspicion, that she said something else, something which varied the script away from the gentle reassuring rhythms she had been uttering earlier. It caused the vaguest pang of doubt, but whatever it was, it wasn’t loud or shocking enough to stir me from the first throes of sleep.

The next thing I knew, light was piercing its way through the open curtains, and an unfamiliar middle aged woman was stood in front of the window, talking loudly at me.

“It’s not,” she trilled camply, in the manner of a 1970s TV show puppet, “in my nature to burst into the bedrooms of strangers in this way, but it’s fifteen minutes after the time you were supposed to have left this hotel, I’m afraid. I banged and banged on the door, but you might have been dead for all I knew”.

“What?!” I replied, sitting bolt upright, desperately trying to make sense of my surroundings.
“I said,” she replied, “You have got to be out in the next fifteen minutes. Unless you want to pay for another night here, that is, and looking at you,” she sneered, “I’d say you’re not in a position to do that”.
I quickly scanned the room in a vain attempt to make sense of the situation. We had set the travel alarm the night before, but that had disappeared from the dressing table. Along with it, Anna’s clothes, her rucksack, and her green summer jacket had also gone. It was almost as if she had never happened to me, as if the last five years had been some sort of peculiar dream, and I had in reality spent the time sleeping in dingy hostels like this one.

“Oh, she’s long gone, by the way,” the lady said with a pleased expression, restoring some startling sense to the moment. “She left very early this morning in quite a bad way. Having hysterics, she was. I had to sit her down with a glass of water, try to get her to calm down.”
“Where did she go?!” I demanded forcefully. I received a baleful glare.
“Oh, she’s paid, if that’s all you’re worried about. Don’t fret about that.”
I looked up at the woman in disbelief. She was possibly the angriest individual I had encountered in the last year, and 2005 had taken me to all sorts of places – the DSS, the squalid house-shares of untrustworthy acquaintances, and, due to a misunderstanding with some officers of the law, a police cell for the night. Her face looked like a silicon mask in the process of being peeled off, with a number of pale white spots the shape of individual Rice Krispies glued to her forehead. She looked down her long nose at me from behind dark curls in her fringe, waiting for me to respond.
“Where’s she gone?” I asked. “What are you talking about?”
The lady tossed a sealed envelope on to my bed, then waited for me to open it. I ripped it apart with trembling hands, only to find the words “I’M SO SORRY” written in block capitals on a torn-off piece of paper, followed by a single, meaningless “X”, presumably meant to simulate one last kiss.
“What is this?” I asked, the panic bubbling to my head, “Where is she? What happened?! We had such a nice night.”
“What happened,” replied the lady, “is what always happens. Men like you happened to her. That’s all there is to it, dear. There’s no big mystery. Unfortunately.
“Yes,” she said, dusting the windowsill whilst I sat in stunned silence, “we had quite a chat this morning. I only spoke to her for about ten minutes or so before she went away, but it was enough to get a good picture of things. She told me all about you and her. I know all about you, don’t you worry about that. You’re lucky I’m not pulling you out of bed by the ears and kicking you on to the street, dear, though I shall be charging you for an extra day if you don’t shift your backside at some point in the next ten minutes. And don’t think I won’t call the police if you don’t have the money to pay me with”.

This made no sense at all. Anna had left me before, four times in fact, but the departures were never sudden. Forty eight hours of tears, tantrums, shouts and arguments normally preceeded her exit. The piercing verbal impact of our rows must have dented the very walls of my flat, I’m sure. Friends of hers appeared at the house to pick up her things, shaking their heads at me disdainfully, and it would always seem as if she’d picked the ones I disliked the most to arrive, purely to spite me. And then we’d sort it all out on the telephone – I’d tell her what I’d been doing to improve my deteriorating ways, and she’d come back wearily, hugging me by the front door in tears. A pattern had established itself. Anna never left me without having some sort of last word. There were times when I expected her not to return, but she wasn’t the type to do things suddenly and without spelling out her reasons. There was no victory in that.

“It’s not what it seems! I don’t understand what’s going on!” I spluttered, playing the sympathy card. “I’m ill! I’m on tablets!”
“Oh, we’re all on tablets, love,” replied the crone. “I’m on so many tablets I rattle when I walk. You don’t have the monopoly on tablets, let me tell you that”.

“She must have given you a message to pass on or something,” I said to the woman hopefully.
“Listen, dear,” snapped the glorified dinner lady in front of me, dropping her jovial levels of ridicule, “I don’t know your lady friend from Adam. I don’t know the ins and outs of a duck’s arse, just what she told me. What makes you think she’d tell me where she was off to, hmm?”

“Well, you seem to know plenty about the situation!” I snapped.
“Oh, I know about you, but we didn’t talk about much else,” she replied. “Quite the star of the show, you were”.

She left the room for me to pick up last night’s clothes and bundle them back on to my body. Panting and in a rush, I slipped on the faded grey New Order T-shirt that was at least ten years old. I didn’t even listen to the band anymore – it was a relic of my youth that I’d somehow never binned, something I’d decided to cling on to for reasons that were unclear even to me. I then leapt into my 32 inch waist red corduroy trousers that were seeming at least an inch too small for me these days, and put the wrong socks on the wrong feet, the right shoes on the right feet, picked up my rucksack and went out to the hallway where the landlady was waiting. She was relishing every moment of my misfortune, and had the final line for my departure she delivered precisely with relish, as if she had been rehearsing it for half her life.

“It’s all the same with you lot,” she said, standing before the glass front door, whose vertical lines distorted the street outside like a picture slide puzzle. “It always starts to go wrong when you have your big ideas. My first husband was just the same. Had a perfectly good job as a lorry driver for years, then decided to quit one day because he thought he could make a living as a landscape painter”.
She awaited a response from me, something as little as a facial expression, but I didn’t give her the satisfaction.
“I mean, a landscape painter,” she scoffed. “I said to him, ‘Jerry, people have cameras nowadays. Cameras and good photographers. Nobody needs good landscape paintings, never mind yours.’ Wouldn’t have it though, would he? Maybe if he hadn’t made that stupid decision I’d have had some bloody money to do this place up with,” she said, before opening the door and beckoning me to go through.

“I doubt you could do a good job of it even with endless money to burn,” I said quietly.
“Goodbye,” she said, slamming the door behind her, failing to acknowledge my blunt criticism, pretending she’d never heard.

I considered knocking on the door again in an attempt to get some more information from her, but the futility of this gesture slowly became apparent. My brain was in poor logical working order on an average day these days, never mind after a sudden shock. Sudden shocks had the effect of numbing its workings, making it seem as if I was viewing the world through the lenses of a penny peep strip show at the arcades. It was all slow, flickering and distant, and happening to somebody else. I felt like the voyeur of my own seedy life.

I looked up and down the street for possible signs of where Anna might have gone to. I was greeted only by arching concrete streetlamps goosenecking their way over a quiet road, and rows of bed and breakfast hotels and Victorian houses. There was no sign of anyone around at all – in the suburbs, nothing much happens after the rush hour at either end of the day.

I pulled the rucksack from my shoulders and tugged at the giant A-Z atlas that I’d bought the day before from a charity shop. It was leather bound, as solid on the outside as a flatpack furniture shelf, and preposterously large. Anna had tried to talk me out of buying it on account of the fact that it was heavy, old and therefore, in her words, “out of date”.

“But it’s huge! It covers all of London, and all of the far suburbs we’re going to! You can see fields on it! And the farms are all marked!” I replied enthusiastically.
“Size isn’t important,” she said in a small, tired voice, too worn out to even bother to turn her statement into a weak double-entendre, “but age is. Look at it! The M25 is just a proposed motorway on the map. It hadn’t even been built when this was published.”

“Houses disappear, but streets don’t,” I said, smugly justifying my purchase.

I flicked through the pages, and turned to page 24, which seemed to cater for the immediate area I was stood in. Roads twisted like spaghetti around the page, with one straight, orange A road spiking through the middle of them. I sat on the wall of a neighbouring house and considered my options. The first thought that occurred to me was to return to our Bristol flat to see if Anna would return there, but then I remembered that I had the only set of keys. She had thrown hers into the Thames a week ago in the middle of an argument, and hadn’t bothered to get any more cut. I should probably have read something significant into that at the time.

I then considered telephoning her mother to ascertain her whereabouts, but her mother had placed strict instructions never to contact her house, demands that may even be enforced by the local constabulary. I had turned up drunk there on one occasion shortly after a row, and smeared dog excrement all over her pile carpet. I hadn’t even known I’d trodden in it, but the combination of the angry shouting in her face and the smearing and the smell had used up whatever residual goodwill there was left between us.

My brain, like an old Bakelite television, was taking its time in warming up, and I decided to walk to the visitor’s farm that we’d made plans to go to the night before. My thinking was that if Anna had any sentimentality about her at all, she’d at least have wanted to look at the farm my grandmother used to take me to as a child. I’d told her how much it would mean to me, what a large part of my life it had been, and if there was any hope for us at all, any semblance of romance in the world, I felt that she might actually be there.

To get to MacCraw Farm, which was clearly marked in a faux-handwritten font on the atlas, I had to follow a few suburban roads that almost appeared to loop in on themselves, then follow a curved lane which ran alongside some common ground to the north. It was still early enough for mist to be clinging to the ground, and as I approached the common I could see the ghosts of other human life through it in the distance. Hopefully, I yelled out.
“Anna!” I yelled. “Anna!”
There was no response from anyone, but she’d played tricks like this on me before.

“ANNA!” I screamed. “ANNA!!!”
No reply. I could see the backs of two adults walking a smaller child, who had pretended not to hear a thing. I drew closer.
“ANNA!!!” I hollered louder, my voice crackling under the strain. The broad looking gentleman turned to face me.
“Lost your dog?” he asked.
“Not quite, no, my partner,” I said.
“Oh,” he replied, then walked slightly faster away, tugging on his child’s hand urgently and giving his wife an encouraging push above the backside.
His response made me realize that I was behaving in an illogical and disturbing way again, and I continued the rest of the walk in silence, focusing on the presence of the farm on the map.

One thing perturbed me about the atlas. Just above where MacCraw’s farm was, a fat blue semi-transparent dotted line ghosted its way across the landscape, showing the then proposed route of the M25. This had not been present during my grandmother’s days, and I wondered if it might have obliterated the farm now. As I slowly walked through the mist, and heard the hum of traffic in the distance, I totted up facts and figures in my head. I had heard of the farmer in Manchester who had decided to leave his business in the middle of the north and southbound carriageways of a motorway, but was quite sure that such things were far from typical. I wondered how the M25 might have impacted on the livestock and life of Farmer MacCraw, whether he still welcomed visitors to his farm or felt invaded enough already.

I quickened my pace and eventually saw a giant concrete bridge in the distance, slamming its way across the winding lane beneath with delivery lorries snarling above it.

Across the open ground I could see the route of a slip road sliding off the motorway embankment leading up to a neighbouring main road, and smaller vehicles and white vans creeping towards it. It looked like the toy road network I dominated the living room with as a child.

I looked to my left for the entrance gate for the farm. It was still there, but there was no mailbox by the stile, no welcoming sign, and no signs of any cattle or life. I put one foot over the other, and clumsily hauled myself over the fence, scraping my legs into mud as I fell awkwardly to the ground.

The grass was truly overgrown and hadn’t been mowed by man or beast in some years. Grasshoppers sounded off their announcements to their potential mates, and empty tins of Special Brew lager clunked under my shoes. As I drew closer to the main farmhouse, I could see only smashed windows, and the distant hues of half-scrawled grafitti over the face of the building. The closer I got, the more the roar of the motorway obliterated the noises of nature. As a child, I would have been pursued and warned by a flock of honking geese by this point, but now, at the turn of the twenty first century, all I could hear was the snake hiss of tyres on wet tarmac, and the growling throttle of trucks.

I turned to go back to the lane, consulting my map again to consider transport routes back into London from where I could return home to Bristol. I must have cut a troubled-looking figure, for eventually a car pulled up beside me, and the driver put his head out of the window.

“Where are you looking to get to?” asked the driver, an olive skinned man with cropped hair and a friendly expression.
“Well, I wanted to go and look around MacCraw Farm,” I said. “It used to be here. But this is all that’s left now”.

He regarded me with an amused face.
“How old’s that Atlas you’re looking at?” he asked.
“Oh, I don’t know. Early eighties, I guess.”
“Jesus, mate...” he said. “Listen, that farm’s been derelict for almost as long as I’ve been living round here. The farmer packed up and went.”
“Wouldn’t he have sold the business on, though?” I asked.
“Maybe,” he smiled back at me. “He might have tried. But it’s a miserable patch of land – his best hope would have been getting someone to build houses on it, but this is green belt land. Sorry, anyway”.
He went to drive off, then rethought his moves, and said to me, “Here, do you drive?”

“No,” I replied.
“A shame. You see, I use one of these”. He pulled out a small black box with a shimmering flat monitor screen.
“They can show you an up-to-date view of the roads in your area. Suggested routes, possible short cuts, the works. Let me tell you, there’s no MacCraw Farm on my screen right now, just a blank space showing wasteland. I wouldn’t have been lead so astray. I don’t even need to think anymore with this gadget, frees my brain up for other things!” he joked.

I held my atlas up weakly.

“This is a big atlas, though,” I said. “It covers the whole area! And it was cheap.”
The man laughed at me piteously.
“Well this,” he said, holding the black box up again, “is the whole bloody country, and it fits in the palm of my hand!”
I looked at him blankly.
“You need a lift back somewhere?” he asked. “Hop in if you want”.
“No,” I replied. “I’ll be fine. I came out for a walk, and I suppose I should carry on having one”.
“Suit yourself,” he said. “Good luck finding another visitor’s farm!” then pushed his foot down aggressively on the accelerator and skidded away noisily.

I began to walk in the direction of the main road. According to the atlas, a railway station lay just two miles away, and from there I could get a train into London. I assumed that, at least, would still be operating.
The roar of the motorway obliterated everything and stopped me from thinking about anything apart from the discomfort of the noise for awhile, but when I got further away I realized that my brain was working again, and the wrongness of everything that had happened that day came to the forefront. Somewhere in the country, in a mysterious, non-specified place untraceable by the friendly man’s black box, was Anna, but no amount of technology was going to trace her at this stage, and no amount of life-changing, mood-altering pills were going to make her change her mind. She meant it this time. I knew that. The patterns of our relationship had inexplicably changed. There were no games going on anymore.

I turned back and walked towards the motorway again. The noise, the steady flow of traffic, the roar of lorries, the certainty of destinations, drowned the chaos of my life out. I welcomed the modern racket in, and gazed at the vacant farmhouse in the distance. As I looked on at it, I wondered if I might actually like to stay here for some time.

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